May 2013
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“What’s new with you, any narcissistic Brooklyn hipster doofus boys around...”
– My dad
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April 2013
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“Part of my own affection for Kim Gordon, I realize, is her association with an...”
– KIM GORDON SOUNDS OFF
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March 2013
10 posts
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(I’m going to see Jon Snow IRL tomorrow)
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The one where the AV Club devotes approximately 1... →
Sometimes I think the internet was made just for me.
That's What She Said.: It's not her fault, it... →
annetdonahue:
I rarely ever write this personally. But okay.
When I was four, a kid in my neighbourhood took me into his room and pulled down my pants (twice) when I went over to play. I went home, told my mom, and she walked right over to that neighbour’s house, where she and that kid’s mom raised all kinds…
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Was just making a grocery list in my head and thought, “I’ll buy stuff to make chili” Except I had just been reading a review of the movie No about Augusto Pinochet - so instead I thought to myself, “I’ll buy stuff to make Chee-lay.”
February 2013
15 posts
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Friend: What have you been up to lately?
Me: Uhhh, mostly just working on my Netflix queue...
O Pioneer!: Oscar →
richardlawson:
When I was growing up I wasn’t allowed to watch the Oscars all the way to the end. The show was too long and ended too late for a school night. (They were on Monday night back then, but Sunday’s a school night too, so it wouldn’t have made much of a difference I don’t think.) So I used to race out…
Love this.
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Actual conversation I had today
Best Friend: We went to the MET today
Me: Oh yeah?! How was it?
Best Friend: Oh - no, the grocery store Met
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Public Service Announcement.
Beatles Stories - it’s streaming on Netflix. I’ve been smiling and crying the whole time. Do it.
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“Please note the “Call Times” in the “production book.”
– My clients apparently think we’re playing video production dress up?
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My roommate moved out yesterday and the new one doesn’t move in for another few weeks, so instead of doing anything of value today I think I’m going to enjoy laying all over my couch judgment-free and will start re-reading A Storm of Swords while the Food Network delightfully plays in the background.
Sometimes I really really want to know what Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore’s life is like.
Lady Gaga Cancels Born This Way Tour, Needs... →
IT’S LIKE SHE WASN’T EVEN THINKING ABOUT MEEEEEEEE!
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What Kind of Guy Does a Girl Who Looks Like Lena... →
This. I thought the episode was great, and like a Woody Allen montage or an episode of Louie - you know, those mediocre looking dudes that cast themselves opposite supremely attractive women all the time.
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Not sure what’s more awkward - the moment when you notice someone drawing you on the subway or the moment after when you realize you are now reading your New Yorker with purpose and a slight pouty lip
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January 2013
25 posts
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“We should try to enjoy the little things. The moments of connection between...”
– So We’re Not Going to Live Happily Ever After
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Feeling all fucked up because I was just watching The Burn and Jeff Ross just stole Jim Earl’s schtick. And that’s how you know you’re too into comedy.
ANSWER ME THIS
Why do they cover chocolate truffels in that nasty cocoa powder? Would it be too much to unleash the delicious truffle right away? Would your mouth explode in some pop rocks & coke level disaster?
I don’t get it.
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Actual Conversation I Just Had
Ex Boyfriend from High School: I was real ahead of everyone with the Black Lips too, wasnt I. They kinda became a big hipster thing didnt they
Me: sure. you're a reallll tastemaker (ex boyfriend)
EXBFFHS: Fuck you, I am. On certain points. I was wearing a white belt in 1998 for fucks sake.
